Friends only.

See below. Of course, if that doesn't work, you can always try buying my affections. I may be a bleeding heart femjay, but I always enjoy consuming media and such:



"I am a feminist, and I define myself: Be yourself, because if you can get away with it, that is the ultimate feminist act." - Liz Phair

Comment and stuff. Oh, and if you're going to troll, then please be entertaining.

This is the only bio you need. If you don't find this mildly entertaining, we probably won't find one another mildly entertaining:

STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK OI OI OI OI OI OI!

yay!

YEAH BITCHES

shazzam!

it was either this or sanitarium....but that doesn't mean i won't hook it up with some sanitariaum later

and some east siiiiiide love

cliched, i know

ahhh stupid eddie vedder thinking he's a lost member of phish. found the album version

let's hope this isn't a live version. do not want!

love this one, too

love this song

and speaking of raunchy rap... (for my cousin's sake, at least I didn't say "speaking of my other half" :))

for my other half

and on that note...

i can't get behind a fat ass

this is, perhaps, the raunchiest rap song i can think of....and i love it so

hellz to the yeah

i'm kind of convinced that rambunctious beagles love this shiz

finally, a listenable song that i'm in the mood for